my boyfriend not allowed to drink liquids. what you thirsty for. i’m right here
I may or may not have drawn a series of Edgar Allan Poe cartoon portraits and put it on my english teachers office door….
my mom is rly gonna love this poem
The real world.
i’m not saying i would have sex with a pokemon and i’m not saying i THINK about it, but what I AM saying is that given the opportunity, marill is the obvious choice
the props and outfits in porn are amazing
"omg i hate small talk its so fake!!" like damn u must be so fucking annoying. its called being nice. if i was at a party and i was like "how r your classes going" and you were like "ugh lets skip that i KNOW u dont really CARE about my classes and i dont care about YOURS" i would log out of there so fucking fast
*accidentally showers for 5 hours*
Favourite People: Jason Bateman
↳ "There was a time in my life - it was a solid two and a half years - that I went commando, and for some reason those two and a half years are the exact two and a half years of Arrested Development. So, in every episode you see of Arrested Development I want you to know that beneath the khakis there is nothing but skin and a little bit of hair."